My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
There is a solar system.Been around for a while.In all that time, you would think we could figure it out.Kids used to use Mnemonic Devices to remember the planet names.Is it that hard to remember that my very educated mother just served us nine pizzas?There are nine items.The Express Lane is where you can checkout.
But times don't stay the same.Like factory workers, planets get downsized.The other objects at the edge of the solar system seem to be larger than that of Pluto.My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas and a thousand random chunks of floating universe debris.
There is talk of a ninth planet.We might end up with "Olaf" as our ninth planet if we let a little girl name it after a Disney character.It is fine if they discover it is mostly made of ice.
A writer, a screenwriter, and a neo-Confabulator.He is the author of "Idiots in the Machine," "Love on Haight," and "The Velvet Sledgehammer."