Not in Hall of Fame, but not in the film The Longest Yard.

A white man runs the football after breaking off a long run.

Earl Megget is not on defense.You have an egg-ass head.

You ain't on defense.Are you, bitch?

Earl Megget said Switowski!Come here!

He runs over.

Earl Megget: You know what he said in the library?

Switowski's eyes popped out of his head as he heard about Dunham calling Malcolm X "N word".

Yes, said Earl Megget.He.Out!

Switowski hit Dunham with a huge hit on the next play.I think I made-ed him shit himself, as everyone gathers around to look at him.

The coach thinks he just shits himself.

I think he just did himself a disservice.

The Stretcher Guy said, "This guy shit himself big time!"

Switowski jumps up and down celebrating.I told you I did it.

As Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher, Earl Megget will send them books to the hospital.

There are some diapers!

Joey Battle said no bullshit!Is real football against the guards?

The coach is full contact.

Is Captain Knauer the quarterback?

The caretaker said yes.

So I get to tackle him?

You can either tackle him or hit him over the head with a hammer.

Joey Battle looked down at his crotch and said he wanted to hurt him, not kill him.

Before that thing bites someone, let's get out here!

We'll see you and your iguana at practice.

Joey Battle said, "No bullshit!"Is football against the guards?

The coach is full contact.

Is Captain Knauer the quarterback?

The caretaker said yes.

So I get to tackle him?

Either you can hit him with the hammer or not.

I want to hurt him, not kill him.

Before that thing bites someone, let's get out here!

Guard Lambert is at Crewe!I'll be on the field with you.

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