The 10 best tallboys $2 can buy.

This has been true wherever you are lately.If you want, blame climate change.The gods should be blamed.Whatever.It's too hot to think about.

Why a tall boy?There is a 24 oz.There is more than a 12 ounce can.By drinking a tallboy you're saying, "I'd like to do more than have one beer but for whatever reason I can't."I'm going to have the biggest one possible without being one of those irresponsible people.It's a sound adult decision.

Natty Ice is not going to be some kind of amazing beverage experience because I am not a fake news person.Every beer has "ice" in it's name.There should be no confusion about the etymology.The beers are basically ice water with a small amount of nail polish remover thrown in.If the job is getting you buzzed quickly in an alley or a parking lot, they will get it done.Icehouse is an exception to the rule.I don't know why, but this one is more pleasant than any of its competitors.You can get more than 20 fluid ounces of Icehouse for less than two bucks if you like Miller High Life.

The cans look so cool that Old Milwaukee barely edges Icehouse.The thing it's easiest to imagine a grandpa drinking after mowing the lawn is the platonic ideal of what a beer can should look like.

It's great in bottles, but terrible in cans.They are 24 ounces.ones.The rule has held up for me over the years, but I don't know why.

For me, Colt 45 is better as a tallboy can than the 40 oz. can.A bottle.I was the editor of The Fortynightly Review for a short time.The first editorial meeting was great thanks to Colt 45.Lando is drinking Calrissian's beer.

The guy who did that little maneuver at the battle of Taanab says he works every time.What else could you say?

Many white people like Japan because it allows them to make tedious comments along the lines of, "Well, when I was in Japan, x."When I was in Japan, the Kirin tasted way better than it does here.White people are always full of it, no matter who calls for my firing.Even though it's hot outside, Kirin tastes great.The dragon on the can is awesome.

A writer described someone as "sipping" a beer.In the absence of clear video evidence and sworn affidavits affirming that what I'm seeing is not staged, I find it hard to believe that anyone has ever gotten a Silver Bullet.The beers are supposed to be smooth and fast.If the blue mountain logo color changes all the way back, you're doing something wrong.

High Life, with its bright amber color and goofy slogan, is more of a novelty than anything else.It's one of the best beers you can drink when you're a tall boy.High Life is bright and peppery in these big cans, instead of the smooth taste you might think is ideal.

I don't like the idea of liking Pabst is fine or only for "hipsters", a group of people who stopped existing around the time that Barack Obama asked Romney to give the '80s back their foreign policy.I don't care if there was a brief period in the early 2010s when Bon Iver fans drank this because they thought it was funny.When I was a teenager, my great-grandmother used to remind me that "music died with PERRY COMO!".

The preferred beverage of New England fratboys is made in Lincoln Chafee's and H.P.It was Lovecraft's home state.It is almost impossible to get out of the Midwest.Someone should fix that.

If you visit the largest brewery in the world in Golden, Colorado, you will get two free beers.

The best beer in the history of the world is still the best if you drink it from a tallboy can.